GROW A GIRLFRIEND
Grow your perfect girlfriend by just adding water! The Grow a Girlfriend Novelty Toy will grow up to 6x her original size in just 72 hours. Just imagine… no more nagging, she will watch the Sunday footy with you, she wont cost you an arm and a leg and she want mind if you leave her lying around. You’ll be glad to have the Grow a Girlfriend Novelty Toy when you see how much fun she really is!
When you Grow Your Own Girlfriend, you’ll get:
- No more nagging!
- Someone who always loves Sunday Footy
- No dating
- She won’t cost you a cent
- And all the xoxox you want!